Yes, so we’ve been in the world of anonymous questions (as you have noticed) for some time at www.formspring.me/asktheblondes and then have been answering them on the blog. I really love allowing people to submit anonymous questions, and it’s really hilarious the stuff that turns up in there sometimes.
Here are 2 especially awesome questions that I’m going to non-answer:
1. “love america? i mean canada.”
This actually came through in two separate questions. I feel like this is missing a bunch of punctuation and other words, and I’m really unsure what they mean to say. Do they mean to say “Do you love America? I mean, do you love Canada?” or are they trying to tell us how they’d schizophrenically sign a letter to the United Nations, with “Love, America. I mean, Canada?” – Blondie
2. “best man ever.”
Now, are you asking for who I think the best man who ever lived was? ‘Cause sure, I could certainly come up with one, but I don’t think that’s really the question. Are you asking for the best man I’ve ever dated? ‘Cause sure, I could certainly come up with one, but I don’t think that’s really the question. Are you asking me if I’ve ever been a best man? Because a (woman) friend of mine has. If I got married, I’m unsure who the best man ever would be, as I still don’t know who the groom would be. Do you want to know if a “best man ever …” hit on me? asked me out? danced with me? ‘accidentally’ showed up at the bachelorette party and ‘accidentally’ ripped my dress and kissed me while wearing my lipgloss? Well, three of the four have never happened anyway. – Blondie
Funny ‘non-answers’.